The Cherry Pie Cure by M Jane Colette releases tomorrow, June 15th, 2017. Jane is an author I met at RT, and she was a lot of fun to hang out with in various lines over the week I spent in Atlanta. Cherry Pie Cure sounds like a lot of fun, too, and I’m happy to participate in the release blitz with a day’s advance. There is a book to win as well, so please read until the end of this post so you’ll know what to do đ
Cherry Pie Cure :
CHERRY PIE CURE
Author: M. Jane Colette
Publisher: GENRES were made to be BROKEN)
Release Date: June 15, 2017
ISBN (softcover): 978-0-9958102-6-6
ISBN (e-book): 978-0-9958102-7-3
A woman scorned. A blog. An outrageously sexy stock boy. A tribe of strange Internet friends. Flying packages of sex toys. And, a to-die-for cherry pie recipe.
When Susan discovers her husband of twenty-two years is cheating on her, she is sure her life is over. And she thinks her friend Marcellaâs advice that she work through her feelings in a blog is stupid. She just wants to sit on the couch in her exâs old bathrobe, feel sorry for herself, and chain-smoke. But her growing blogging tribe and a delectable (âOMFG how old is he?â) real life stranger have other plans for her⊠if Susanâs brave enough to embrace them.
CAST OF CHARACTERS
Susan as The Heroine. Baker extraordinaire, yoga-hater, Luddite, and an innocent prude. âI donât think an exercise routine developed by half-starved men in India is particularly suitable to short, curvy, booby white women. My breasts get in the way of everything. OMG, I just typed breasts. How do I delete this post?â
Marcella as Her Best Friend. Entrepreneur, musician and happily divorced self-proclaimed âslutâ who has an opinion on everything and a solution to everyoneâs problems except her own. âLook, Susan, do what you want, but either keep on with the blog or go sleep with a twenty-five-year-old boy. Do you want to be a pathetic blob of goo in your cheating husbandâs bathrobe?â
Cody and Tyler as Her Adult Sons. âWhat were you thinking, Mom?â âJesus, how old is he, Mom?â âHave you no pride, Mom?â âOh-my-god-whatâs-wrong-with-you, Mom?â
Nika as Codyâs Maybe-Maybe-Not Girlfriend. âIâm totally trolling Tinder for Persian guys now. Just so you know, Mama Susan.â
sugar&spice76 as Susanâs First Fan. âHoney, weâre not strangers anymore. Weâre your strange Internet friends. Weâre all mothers, and we all do the dirty sometimes, ok?â
FemmeFataleFun as the Sex Toy Peddler. âSmooches. Everything in that care package is therapeutic, kitten!â
mommyshidinginthebathroom3 as The Token Mommy Blogger. âLet her smoke, Marcella. Itâs been six weeks. You can kick her ass about the cigarettes in six months.â
ilikeherbooty-full as The Porn Blogger Who Wonât Go Away. âIs this what women really talk about when men arenât around, or are you doing it all for me?
Caspian00XO as His Friend Who Hears About the Pie. âSusan? Do I get pie now? Iâm emailing you my address.â
Reza as Susanâs Love Interest. âThis is my telephone number. As soon as I leave, you will type it into your phone. And you will send me a text. It will say, âReza, this is Sooo-zaaaahn.â If you donât send me this text, I will assume I offended you and will need to quit my job so I donât offend you again, so it is very important that you send this text. Yes, Soo-zahn?â
with cameos by:
John as The Cheating Husband, Jewel of The Not-So-Spectacular-Boobs as The Other Woman, an assortment of lurkers, trolls, spammers, âInternet idiots,â and casual visitors, Rezaâs invisible roommates, and The Lawyer.
a âMISTRESS OF HER OWN DOMAINâ novella
BUY LINKS:
Amazon <3 Kobo <3 iTunes/iBooks <3 Smashwords <3 Chapters (Canada) <3 Powell’s Books (US) <3 Book Depository (Globally)
Want to find out how it got written? Check out How a story is born on M Jane Colette’s author blog.
ABOUT THE AUTHOR
- JANE COLETTE writes tragedy for people who like to laugh, comedy for the melancholy, and erotica for women and men who like their fantasies real. She believes rules and hearts were made to be broken; ditto the constraints of genres.
Sign up for Janeâs love letter/newsletter– ROUGH DRAFT CONFESSIONSâand visit her at mjanecolette.com or connect on Twitter or Instagram with @mjanecolette, or help her waste time on Facebook @mjanecolette2.
In addition to Cherry Pie Cure, sheâs the author of the (unconventional) romances Tell Me, an erotic romance for people who like a little bit of angst with their hot sex, and Consequences (of defensive adultery), an erotic tragedy (!) with a happy ending. Her non-fiction work includes Rough Draft Confessions: not a guide to writing and selling erotica and romance but full of inside insight anyway (originally published in Canada as CUNT versus PUSSY: an incomplete confession in rough draft)âa non-fiction collection of essays about writing dirty, the power of words, taboo language, the freedoms and limitations of genre, fulfilling your creative drive, and the business of writing.
If that doesn’t sound unconventional enough for you – and for this blog – look at this first sketch of Cherry Pie Cure :
Cherry Pie Cure Giveaway :
Thanks for stopping by! Good luck in the giveaway đ
I love meeting authors and I’m glad she made an impression on you. Sounds fun.
This sounds perfect for me. I love character driven stories and this one has a whole bunch!
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I’m absolutely adorable. đ
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If you end up reading it, do let you know what you think! #onlyslightlynervous đ
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Thanks for hosting me, Lexxie! Good look to everyone on the raffle!
The book is sooooo good! Such a great fun read.
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what? blogging about cheating ex is one way to go… i would be crazy ex who will embarrassing him on my social media..hahaha